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Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML
It's one of the wierdest fmls I've ever read on this site.
Omg, this just keeps getting better and better! Did not see that ending coming though; FYL.
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