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Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but first I wanted to finish the dishes. A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine. I screamed like a girl and pissed my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24865) - you deserved it (5043)

On 02/03/2013 at 10:50pm - work - by klovemachine (man) - United States

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Well, at least it wasn't shit.

#1 - On 02/04/2013 at 6:05am by B0u

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Well on the bright side, at least you were able to finish the rest of the dishes without having to fight the urge to pee anymore.

#6 - On 02/04/2013 at 6:24am by maz95

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