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Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
To the window! To the wall! To the sweat drops down your balls!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 February 2016