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Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML


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On 01/20/2013 at 5:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

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Don't breathe through your nose and you won't be able to smell it at least. As for the others, I hope the costume allows you to remain anonymous...

#1 - On 01/20/2013 at 8:00pm by Isoldael

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Get some clinical strength deodorant!

#6 - On 01/20/2013 at 8:03pm by theycallmekitty

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