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Today, at work, a little girl came in and asked if we had any dance clothes. As I showed her, I asked if she was in a competition. When she said yes, I crossed my fingers and told her I hoped she would win. Unfortunately, I didn't cross them properly and I accidentally gave her the finger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8919) - you deserved it (20433)

On 01/09/2013 at 5:42am - work - by georgiamarshall_ - Australia (New South Wales)

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Well, let's hope she's too young to know what it means.

#1 - On 01/09/2013 at 10:21am by Ms_ValS

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I'm still trying to figure out how crossing your fingers looks anything like flicking someone off.

Sure you weren't subconsciously resentful? Working in retail can do that to people.

#5 - On 01/09/2013 at 10:23am by ManInTheMachine

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