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Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23933) - you deserved it (7081)

On 01/02/2013 at 2:28am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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You work in retail, don't you, OP? I'd know that desolate and soul-withered look anywhere. We are brothers in arms.

#3 - On 01/02/2013 at 6:08am by Baustigt

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Smile more!

#1 - On 01/02/2013 at 6:06am by ATSViper

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