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Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32798) - you deserved it (2025)

On 12/27/2012 at 3:52am - work - by Ross R - United States (Washington)

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At least you did something nice for somebody else

#1 - On 12/27/2012 at 10:01am by Potato_Pi

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About 1000 more coworker's shifts, and you're on your way to buying a new car! Unless you want a used car, then you only need to work about 400 or 500 coworker's shifts.

#4 - On 12/27/2012 at 10:04am by NoorFML

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