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Today a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She lookd pretty thin so to make her feel better I said that she lookd small. She said ( Well u haven't seen me nakd. ) For some reason I replid ( Not that u know of. ) FML


I agree, your life sucks (15213) - you deserved it (35130)

On 12/24/2012 at 1:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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#3 - On 12/24/2012 at 10:14am by loloalltheway

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That'll make her check where she changes! No more getting naked in front of an open window for her.

#1 - On 12/24/2012 at 10:13am by ladylilly25

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