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Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better, I said that she looked small. She said "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15098) - you deserved it (34941)

On 12/24/2012 at 1:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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"TELL ME I'M PRETTY"

#3 - On 12/24/2012 at 10:14am by loloalltheway

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That'll make her check where she changes! No more getting naked in front of an open window for her.

#1 - On 12/24/2012 at 10:13am by ladylilly25

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