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Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24359) - you deserved it (2146)

On 12/15/2012 at 7:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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Those same exact things happened to me on my first day at my new job. Except I was working at a bowling alley so it was much more peculiar...

#1 - On 12/16/2012 at 4:38am by zingline89

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Them WWII Vets still got the skills that kills!

#2 - On 12/16/2012 at 4:39am by eddeeezzyy

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