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Today, I announced to my coworkers that I'd "fixed the massive problem" they'd all been complaining about. Eleven different people made guesses at what the problem had been, ranging from how bad I smell to if I had learned to brush my teeth. I just meant that I'd fixed the coffee machine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17752) - you deserved it (7506)

On 12/11/2012 at 10:50pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Now get to work on the other things.

#1 - On 12/12/2012 at 2:58am by Awsemogreeb

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Well now you can fix it all.

#2 - On 12/12/2012 at 2:58am by Harpy20

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