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Today, my boss was telling everyone that he knew a guy who went to a college at which multiple people were shot and killed recently. Being extremely socially awkward and uncomfortable, I blurted, "That's awesome." Now everyone in the office is terrified of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10965) - you deserved it (21051)

On 12/04/2012 at 4:34pm - work - by Adan - United States (Washington)

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Socially awkward and people are scared of you; I think that's quite the accomplishment.

#5 - On 12/04/2012 at 6:29pm by Charmillionaire

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Of all the things to say...that's what you chose to say?

#2 - On 12/04/2012 at 6:29pm by Pyro_Wolf

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