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Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23687) - you deserved it (1489)

On 11/29/2012 at 1:08pm - work - by bitch i'm a gerontophile (man) - Taiwan

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People can be absolutely despicable sometimes, huh? Maybe just overly paranoid...

#1 - On 11/29/2012 at 8:04pm by Comet_Candy

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No good deed goes unpunished... People need to camp down about the whole "pedo" paranoia.

#2 - On 11/29/2012 at 8:04pm by the_enigma1019

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