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Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park when a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicated, and they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16905) - you deserved it (1297)

On 11/28/2012 at 10:14am - work - by hawksbc (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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I hope you darted out of the way!

#1 - On 11/28/2012 at 12:52pm by windfuelsfire

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Getting drunk at an amusement park seems like a very bad idea

#4 - On 11/28/2012 at 12:54pm by bombshellbabee01

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