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Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML

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On 11/18/2012 at 1:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Riga)

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I would start a war right there.

#1 - On 11/18/2012 at 9:04pm by spaerro

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Call her out.
"COME SAY THAT TO MY FACE, BITCH!
No? Well you should try some of my famous Shut the Fucupcakes, then."

#9 - On 11/18/2012 at 9:15pm by SqueakyChipmunk

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