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Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML
Call her out.
"COME SAY THAT TO MY FACE, BITCH!
No? Well you should try some of my famous Shut the Fucupcakes, then."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015