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Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML


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On 10/27/2012 at 2:42am - work - by geena - United States (Illinois)

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Bloody hell, that's awkward.

#3 - On 10/27/2012 at 6:11am by oj101

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Did you ask him to sign in blood?

#5 - On 10/27/2012 at 6:15am by Draxanoth

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