Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27377) - you deserved it (7587)
On 10/27/2012 at 2:42am - work - by geena - United States (Illinois)
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Bloody hell, that's awkward.
#3 - On 10/27/2012 at 6:11am by oj101
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Did you ask him to sign in blood?
#5 - On 10/27/2012 at 6:15am by Draxanoth
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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