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Today, I was fired for actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been fired, the other company will no longer give me the time of day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19115) - you deserved it (3952)

On 10/25/2012 at 4:13pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

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The only way they could have found out that you were looking for another job is if you A) mentioned it or B) used your current boss as a reference.

In either case, you're an idiot.

#12 - On 10/25/2012 at 8:59pm by DocBastard

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Well, you have to admit, you shouldn't have waltzed into your office bragging about looking for a new job because your current one sucked.

#7 - On 10/25/2012 at 8:55pm by Welshite

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