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Today, a parent was too busy texting to notice her child had run in front of a moving truck. She did however see me grab the child's backpack to yank him back out of traffic. She then screamed at me for "manhandling" her child and demanded I be fired. It's not even my school; I'm a part time sub. FML


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On 10/22/2012 at 11:51pm - work - by bad samaritan (woman) - United States (Texas)

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What a bitch. Needs to look after her own kids.

#1 - On 10/23/2012 at 3:01am by MrVanAwesome

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Some people are too obsessed with their phones to even notice the real world. Good for you, you saved a life OP!

#2 - On 10/23/2012 at 3:01am by bryans1990

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