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Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am beyond terrified. FML
Walk up to him and whisper 'sore dicksss' and punch him in the groin
That unemployment line isn't looking so bad anymore
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.