Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML

by Anonymous / 09/29/2012 at 8:11pm / United States (Colorado) / Work

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  • Walk up to him and whisper 'sore dicksss' and punch him in the groin

    #3 - On 09/30/2012 at 3:39am by kyat288

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  • That unemployment line isn't looking so bad anymore

    #4 - On 09/30/2012 at 3:40am by Big_lama6

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