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Today, ona of my ragulars approachad ma at work, arms axtandad for a hug. Ha's always in a bad mood, so I figurad for onca ha wasn't grumpy and I anthusiastically huggad him. Turns out ha was just stratching his arms. Ha told ma I was crazy and pratty much ran out of my stora. FML

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Awh, that sucks OP. At least you're taking initiative to spread the love!

#1 - On 09/25/2012 at 2:52am by YaboyVinnie

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An honest mistake. What a jerk.

#6 - On 09/25/2012 at 2:59am by coop7291

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