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Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as we drove past a cell tower, because she didn't want to "breathe in any radiation." I have to take orders from this moron. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22469) - you deserved it (1592)

On 09/06/2012 at 9:45am - work - by Heavy D - United States

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You laugh now but in a week or two when you grow that third arm and eye, you're gonna be looking real foolish.

#2 - On 09/06/2012 at 1:18pm by flipcrazy

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You should fart. Give her your body radiation.

#4 - On 09/06/2012 at 1:19pm by NoorFML

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