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Today, during lunch break at work, the bitter departmental rivalry blew out of control, when one of the glorified thugs from HR started a fistfight with my shift supervisor. I rushed in to break it up, but only succeeded in getting sucker-punched into next week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11680) - you deserved it (1979)

On 08/12/2012 at 12:23pm - work - by jfc519 (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

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Punched into next week? So you get a free week of pay!

Make sure your supervisor signs off your punch card.

#2 - On 08/12/2012 at 12:55pm by DocBastard

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Hey, while you're in next week, do you mind getting me the winning lotto numbers? I know a Nigerian prince that can help me wire some of the winnings to you account in exchange for your credit card info.

#14 - On 08/12/2012 at 1:04pm by jetsown08

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