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Today, I finished my first two weeks as an ice cream truck driver. Now I can't get that annoying ice cream truck music out of my head. It's even in my dreams. FML


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On 08/10/2012 at 9:58am - work - by ice cream dude - United States (Colorado)

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Well now you have a reason to scream for ice-cream. The scream of insanity.

#2 - On 08/10/2012 at 12:55pm by Welshite

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Succumb to it! Or feel its wrath.
Well ice cream is revenge, after all. Sweet and best served cold.

#1 - On 08/10/2012 at 12:54pm by ebonyirony

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