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Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer" after she saw a comment on her customer card saying "stop giving this fat bitch free samples." My boss had written it in the first place, but refuses to either remember or admit it. FML


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On 07/21/2012 at 6:49pm - work - by fuckdubstep51 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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What a prick!
1. For saying you did it.
2. For writing that.
You give that fat bitch all the samples she wants. :)
(I am obviously kidding when calling her that)

#1 - On 07/21/2012 at 9:11pm by JustKittyKat

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Just keep giving her free samples...that'll show your boss!

#2 - On 07/21/2012 at 9:11pm by MDM15

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