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Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3507) - you deserved it (26810)

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Just tell your boss you wanted to photocopy your ass.
That's like... totally normal.
SERIOUSLY!

#6 - On 03/01/2009 at 6:40am by littlepirate

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Night Guardian? Are you a superhero? I think you meant night guard.

#21 - On 06/08/2009 at 8:53pm by Eaglestrike117

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