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Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

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On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

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Just tell your boss you wanted to photocopy your ass.
That's like... totally normal.
SERIOUSLY!

#6 - On 03/01/2009 at 6:40am by littlepirate

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Blame it on a customer. There's probably security cameras... shit.
DENY, DENY, DENY!

#7 - On 03/03/2009 at 5:13am by 0___0

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