Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

by Wititipwitpwit / 01/21/2009 at 5:03am / Work

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  • Just tell your boss you wanted to photocopy your ass.
    That's like... totally normal.
    SERIOUSLY!

    #6 - On 03/01/2009 at 6:40am by littlepirate

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  • Blame it on a customer. There's probably security cameras... shit.
    DENY, DENY, DENY!

    #7 - On 03/03/2009 at 5:13am by 0___0

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