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Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML

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On 05/29/2012 at 2:43pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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A) inhale huge amounts of water
B) sink

#1 - On 05/29/2012 at 6:41pm by samreimer

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did you start drowning before you got in the water? i didnt know there was a 'wrong' way

#2 - On 05/29/2012 at 6:41pm by TarieBoo

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