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Today, I discovered that as thanks for my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. FML
Pretend to be on his side, and advise him to get the girliest sports car you can find!
Sit back and enjoy the result...
I love how bosses always get credit for an employee's hard work. But when it comes to bad work, it's the employees fault. Sorry, OP.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015