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Today, I discovered that as thanks for my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13507) - you deserved it (1019)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:52pm - work - by vikts (man) - Luxembourg (Luxembourg)

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Pretend to be on his side, and advise him to get the girliest sports car you can find!
Sit back and enjoy the result...

#1 - On 05/29/2012 at 6:43pm by eddyg94

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I love how bosses always get credit for an employee's hard work. But when it comes to bad work, it's the employees fault. Sorry, OP.

#7 - On 05/29/2012 at 6:49pm by Angelrose2004

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