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Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper "no fat chicks." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33878) - you deserved it (5605)

On 05/15/2009 at 7:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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People can be so disrespectful. :/ As though your weight has any bearing on how well you can do the job. It sounds like the owner was just being a jackass, so you're probably better off not working there at all.

And btw, we have no idea what the OP looks like. The comments about she needs to lose weight are just stupid.

#5 - On 05/15/2009 at 2:08pm by Chibi

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What a dick. You didn't deserve that.

#4 - On 05/15/2009 at 2:06pm by tick_tock

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