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Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20499) - you deserved it (1702)

On 05/03/2012 at 5:17pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

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Free lunch?

#1 - On 05/03/2012 at 6:27pm by awsome13

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Redneck voice:Fry that up and eat it!

#3 - On 05/03/2012 at 6:27pm by SignUpisntcool

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