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Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (846) - you deserved it (17097)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States

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