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Today, I fell asleep during a job interview as it was taking place over the phone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7841) - you deserved it (25317)

On 04/30/2012 at 9:28am - work - by jobless (woman) - United States

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Interviewer: And what would you say are your best qualities?
OP: Oh, I'm very attentive and enthusiastic! And I'm also very...
Interviewer: Very what?
OP: ...very...
Interviewer: Hello?

#3 - On 04/30/2012 at 12:13pm by DocBastard

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How does one do that. How do you fall asleep during an interview? Are you not interested at all?

#2 - On 04/30/2012 at 12:13pm by emeraldon

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