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Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won't accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it. FML


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On 04/04/2012 at 3:51am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

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And this is why you never trust the post office! I personally get all my mail delivered by homing pigeon. And sometimes, just for that special someone, written on little bits of paper and scattered into the wind.

#3 - On 04/04/2012 at 10:00am by Baustigt

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Oh man that sucks!! Try to explain your situation to someone in charge and maybe they'll let you work?!

#1 - On 04/04/2012 at 9:58am by lenamartinovic

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