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Today, I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park and reclined my seat and shut my eyes. Soon I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car and I felt a little better for once. I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks (27340) - you deserved it (2096)

On 05/14/2009 at 5:09pm - work - by overlandparkmommie (woman) - United States

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