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Today, I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park and reclined my seat and shut my eyes. Soon I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car and I felt a little better for once. I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car. FML
Next time bring a dart gun, shoot one down, and take a nice man size crap on it.
So, wash your car. NOT an FML.
#2 - bird shit, not horse shit. Horse shit would possibly be an FML.
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