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Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15721) - you deserved it (29038)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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I bet all the customers were like, "What? Walmart? How did I get here.."

#4 - On 02/16/2012 at 2:47am by DontClickOnMe

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At least the announcement came out great!

#1 - On 02/16/2012 at 2:45am by dva976

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