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Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML


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On 01/30/2012 at 7:20pm - work - by robert (man) - United States (Texas)

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Sounds like a crazy ass boss

#2 - On 01/30/2012 at 9:07pm by kewlaidman10

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Maybe a polite knock before sneaking into your bosses office? I'd be pissed too if someone slipped in and just stood there! But I do have to admit he sounds a little off for talking to himself like that...

#5 - On 01/30/2012 at 9:10pm by usnwife

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