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Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML


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On 01/26/2012 at 4:57pm - work - by StupidNurse (woman) - Germany

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Liquid bandage! Problem solved. Feel better :)

#2 - On 01/26/2012 at 7:02pm by SoNotForYou

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Worst way to find out you have a paper cut; use purell.

#9 - On 01/26/2012 at 7:04pm by ceilingfans

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