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Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24852) - you deserved it (1926)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:03am - work - by Benjamin - United States (California)

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i can picture all of this happening within 2 seconds

#1 - On 01/25/2012 at 6:04am by Pentium_4

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Tri-Tri-Triple combo!

#2 - On 01/25/2012 at 6:04am by Buttsexpirate

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