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Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21739) - you deserved it (3587)

On 01/24/2012 at 11:42am - work - by communistgirl (woman) - United States

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Play along.

#1 - On 01/24/2012 at 12:51pm by Nanner789

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USA! USA! U! S! A!!!!!! Did he try to radio General Patton with his shoe?

#3 - On 01/24/2012 at 12:52pm by airforce987

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