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Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17177) - you deserved it (3493)

On 01/19/2012 at 2:45pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

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There are no right or wrong answers, but they are looking for somebody to work for them. So if the question was "Do you drink?" and you put "Yes, even while driving" the answer is not wrong, but you won't get the job :/

#5 - On 01/19/2012 at 5:00pm by ferrettamer

See in context

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If at first you don't succeed, you aren't Chuck Norris.

#7 - On 01/19/2012 at 5:05pm by Guy247bp2

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