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today I started mah new job as a dishwasher , an was very excited since I've been broke fir weeks. A few people dined an dashed , apparently fir the first time in the restaurant's history. My boss is superstitious. She fired me. big fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28706) - you deserved it (1930)

On 01/17/2012 at 11:08am - work - by broke - Canada (Ontario)

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Aww, that's just unlucky. But I bet you're the best dishwasher EVER!

#2 - On 01/17/2012 at 12:45pm by Pelreskovich

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You set it up, don't lie to us. It's always the innocent dishwashers that concoct the diabolical plans to take down the restaurant industry.

#6 - On 01/17/2012 at 12:46pm by every1luvsboners

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