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Today, my parents want me to become a lawyer, all because our family members keep getting into feuds and court cases. I'm a successful developer, and run my own company. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16981) - you deserved it (1756)

On 01/12/2012 at 5:14am - work - by me_the_maniak - India (Maharashtra)

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So develop a backbone and tell your parents to mind their own fucking business.

Are you the Hatfields or the McCoys?

#1 - On 01/12/2012 at 10:04am by DocBastard

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Who doesn't need a good lawyer on the family right? Charge double and tell them it's the special family price

#2 - On 01/12/2012 at 10:05am by keyboo

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