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Today, I ignored my phone, as my mother has dementia and calls me 15 or so times a day, thinking each time is the first. I braved horrendous rain and gale-force winds to go to work. Turns out it was work calling to tell me not to bother coming in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8261) - you deserved it (32438)

On 01/03/2012 at 11:07am - work - by sparkx555 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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Caller id???

#1 - On 01/03/2012 at 12:47pm by sonnyli

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You ignore your mother because she has a mental disorder that she can't help? That's cruel. She probably gets worried about you when you don't answer, seeing as she can't remember having spoken to you earlier. I get that it can be annoying, but she's your mother, and she's not well. So YDI. If you had answered, you wouldn't have had to brave the crappy weather.

#9 - On 01/03/2012 at 12:58pm by ohmandapants

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