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Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML


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On 03/02/2009 at 2:58pm - work - by kimosabe (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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I HATE when people look they could be talking to you but are talking into their bluetooth devices. It embarrasses both the talker (unless they're a douche) and the person who things they're being talked to, and it's rude. Such a sign of the times x( could be standing in a huge crowd of people, but everyone's in their own little world.

#7 - On 03/02/2009 at 5:29pm by PureGold

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Don't feel bad. She probably didn't mean you're ugly, but then again she's using a bluetooth in a grocery store. She's a douche.

#5 - On 03/02/2009 at 5:16pm by Bubs

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