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Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38588) - you deserved it (5023)

On 03/02/2009 at 2:58pm - work - by kimosabe (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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