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Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18532) - you deserved it (3730)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:38am - work - by ohno - United States (Florida)

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I'd rather they take the coffee stirrers than the coffee. Or my job. Be grateful for what you DO have.

#2 - On 12/01/2011 at 12:51pm by evilplatypus

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Hey man, whatever works lol

#1 - On 12/01/2011 at 12:51pm by whitey53

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