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Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

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Dear God, most turkeys weight like twenty pounds. I'm impressed by the customer's strength. I also blame them for buying their turkey on Thanksgiving. Stupid customer.

#4 - On 11/24/2011 at 1:02pm by Keyman1212

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Ah, Thanksgiving. That holiday makes people do some crazy shit.

#2 - On 11/24/2011 at 1:01pm by xlorawrz

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