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Dear God, most turkeys weight like twenty pounds. I'm impressed by the customer's strength. I also blame them for buying their turkey on Thanksgiving. Stupid customer.
Ah, Thanksgiving. That holiday makes people do some crazy shit.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 December 2014