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Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24705) - you deserved it (3323)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:37am - work - by metallifreak44 - Canada (Ontario)

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How unfortunate. That, and a tad bit ironic. Perhaps he gave the book a good use after all.

#1 - On 11/14/2011 at 12:48pm by Meixpr

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Shoulda given him the book "how to make sweet passionate love to a woman".

#3 - On 11/14/2011 at 12:50pm by Badab1ng

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