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Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML

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On 10/30/2011 at 3:13pm - work - by Katrin - Norway

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Why did you get out your car?
I would have hit reverse xD

#3 - On 10/30/2011 at 6:50pm by riceicle1

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I mean, it is Halloween. But you shouldn't try to give your friends a heart attack. That sucks tho

#1 - On 10/30/2011 at 6:49pm by beerankin

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