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Today, I work at a chocolate factory on the sanitation shift. I was under a machine cleaning and a spider fell on me. I started freaking out and a coworker thought I got caught in the moving parts and frantically pulled me out and alerted my boss. Turns out it was just a piece of caramel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11351) - you deserved it (31036)

On 05/10/2009 at 6:23am - work - by chocofreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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aw, at least you have a sweet coworker

#4 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:12am by ilikesexyparties

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so..is the caramel alright?

#6 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:14am by MmmHotWaffles

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