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Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30818) - you deserved it (3670)

On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States

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Boss: Hello??
Op: ARGHHHHHH HMPHHH

#1 - On 10/18/2011 at 12:27am by evaki1

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Talking shit to your boss isn't a good way to move up the corporate ladder. Although battle shits might just do the trick.

#6 - On 10/18/2011 at 12:29am by every1luvsboners

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