By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Talking shit to your boss isn't a good way to move up the corporate ladder. Although battle ***** might just do the trick.

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nalia18 8

Shouldnt talk shit to your boss like that...

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Nutty4Muffs 3

Nalia, idc if it's your comment, +1 cause you made me giggle. And this time, not from your picture. kudos :)

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Nutty4Muffs 3

... that is, until I read boner's comment. -1

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pie29302930 0

I like boobies :D

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evry1luvspuns 0

He pocket dialed his boss like a boss

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Brandi_Faith 33

Why would his boss answer the phone when he's on the toilet in the first place! Is that a normal thing for him to do? Everytime you go to the bathroom you have to be careful not to make too much noise cause your boss could be on a conference call!

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ShyAnn29 14

That'd be awkward to be on a conference call, and hear someone grunting trying to take a dump in the background

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False_Stupidity 41

#49, 34's comment was made about 5 minutes before boners, she gets a +1 from me.

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ohxdamnxkay02 12

should of just fist bumped and called it a day :)

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nava1210 12

I would have started singing "sitting on the toilet"

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massacreman3000 1

first also, lol

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ILoveDaWorld 5

even more of a fail and also stop saying... first! it's stupid

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lakaiskate 12

What makes you so sure the boss is male

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lakaiskate 12

Yeah I'm sorry it's late, I read things that weren't there.

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IscoreOnU 19

You mean you didn't read things that are there.

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every1luvsboners 11

Talking shit to your boss isn't a good way to move up the corporate ladder. Although battle ***** might just do the trick.

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iEthan 5

Why do you only have 175 comments? You had like 4,000. Did your account get banned?

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every1luvsboners 11

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth. That's what happened.

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rkmepm 16

I took the one less traveled by,. And that has made all the difference. ;)

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bloodshedblack 5

I ******* love this guy!!! Hahahahahahhhhaaahhhhh

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fatgirllovesfml 0

Read this while i was In the toilet. Awkward.....

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marinus_fml 19

Thats IS awkward! Wtf were you doing in the toilet? I'm usually on the toilet, or standing in front of it.

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illmatic2 16

16: Don't act like you've never done it before.

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7

Maybe he doesn't have a shower lol jk. The sink just doesn't clean the feet as well as the toilet

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ShyAnn29 14

Maybe 8 fell in the toilet, while reading FMLs

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fatgirllovesfml 0

If it weren't for FML I wouldn't go to the bathroom anyways:)

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raphanne_fml 33

#105 Why? FML facilitates your intestinal transit? :)

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laden_swallow09 34

8 - Not awkward. Ironic. If it were awkward, your own boss would be in the next stall in a public restroom, listening to you laugh to these FMLs… but your boss wouldn't know what you were laughing at.

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skyeyez9 24

In all honesty, I think most fmls are read while on the toilet.

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Decapitation 3

"Sorry boss, I pocket dailed you." Catastrophe averted.

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iloveshim 14

Or you could just hang up and say sorry very loudly ;)

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chelseaaababyyy 17

its funny how they both said pretty much the same thing but one gets thumbed up and one gets thumbed down, lol.

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saranndipidy 0

phone lock was invented for people like you, just sayin'

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kut19 6

Sounds like a crappy situation. Someone had to say it.

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iloveeyouuxD 9

Usually says "shitty" situation, but whatever lol

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