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Today, I had to explain to a patient that no, her nipples were not slowly getting smaller. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17768) - you deserved it (1876)

On 10/11/2011 at 5:43am - work - by Anony-moose (woman) - United States

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Reinforce the fact that bologna nipples are gross and smaller nipples are a blessing.

#1 - On 10/11/2011 at 10:10am by EelJumpsRope

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That must be a major disappointment. Having black holes as nipples would be awesome!

#2 - On 10/11/2011 at 10:12am by iAmScrubs

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