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Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML
Why were you watching his penis wobble then? Look at his face.
Nothing wrong with a healthy conversation regardless of clothing.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016